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Dears Life & Fun,

I would really appreciate it if you two would stop avoiding each other. I can't take all this choosing one over the other. It is really stressing me out. Don't you remember all the good times when had together when I was a kid? Back then, the three of us were so inseparable, we could have been one. I know that having let Adolescence and Adulthood into the group kind of screwed around with the dynamics, but that doesn't mean that we had to go our separate ways.

I love both of you equally, and I really wish you had it in your hearts to get along again, for my sake. I feel miserable with you, Life, when all I get from you is work, bills, and depression. And, Fun? I can't hang out with you anymore without feeling guilty for having to ignore Life to have you around.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, while you're both great separately (mostly), you guys are the best when we're all together. Whaddya say?

Pleadingly yours,
Ella Mayo