Nobody Likes Me, Everybody Hates Me...

Dear Summer School,

I think I might be the only student in the world excited to see you. I'll sit next to you at lunch, if you want.

Excitedly yours,
Ella Mayo

Springtime in the Summer

Dear Weather,

It's not Summer, yet. Could you do something about this god-forsaken heat?! Some of us don't have the luxury of air conditioning. I'm just saying...



Sweatingly yours,
Ella Mayo

Mind-field

Dear Mind of Mine,

I never lack of entertainment from you. When I sit in you, I watch my thoughts zip around like stock car races. I love it, and I feel it makes me a mindful individual. The way you sling my thoughts around reminds me that you are quite strong!

However...


I. Want. To. Sleep.

Goodnight!

Sleepily,
Ella Mayo

Tick, tick, tick...tick.....tick.......tick....

Dear Time,

You are a fickle, flighty bastard. Why is it that I never have enough of you to do all the things I love, but when I'm stuck doing something tedious, you won't leave me alone.

Make up your frigging mind!

Frustratedly yours,
Ella Mayo